A TEXT POST

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son two

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A CHAT
  • friend: do you want to hang out?
  • me: i have to ask my mom
  • me: *doesn't ask mom*
  • me: she said no
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A PHOTO

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

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A VIDEO

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

A TEXT POST

oneoftheherondales:

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

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A PHOTO
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A TEXT POST

juliancasablancasruinedmylife:

Julian is perfect because

He can look like the super serious sexy guy

And then he’s like:

And he stills being awesome how can do that

A VIDEO

typeverything:

Typeverything.com

“You Fuckhead” by hand-type.

A TEXT POST

ghostdrama:

i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

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A TEXT POST

muslimminion:

showmeurdreams:

I hope someone loves me enough to ask for me in jannah.

A great man about 1400 years ago already asked Allah for your attendence in Jannah.

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A TEXT POST

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

A TEXT POST

premiium:

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me

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A QUOTE

Sometimes you got to be your own hero and save your own heart because sometimes the people you can’t live without can live without you.

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